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November 06, 2003

and now for something completely different

213 Things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army

(don't be drinking anything when you read this, just fair warning)

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Oh, god.
(That's it. I'm speechless.)

Posted by: Ana at Nov 6, 2003 12:12:15 PM

It's so hard to be a pagan in the A-A-Armeeeee!!

Posted by: caleb at Nov 6, 2003 10:21:26 PM

That was some funny shit :) Who is this Skippy guy, anyhow?

Posted by: Kristi at Nov 7, 2003 11:14:44 AM

Beyond the fact that he is "Specialist Schwartz" and was probably posted in Texas at least once, I really don't know. This has been up a while, but I laugh out loud every time I read it.

Is that a quote from somewhere, Caleb? :) Sounds lyrical like a song.

Posted by: Alicia at Nov 7, 2003 12:51:09 PM

Yeah, it's a song lyric. Unfortunately, it's a song lyric from the insect symphony in my head that is the soundtrack to my life. To hallucinate and yet be perfectly aware at all times that one is merely hallucinating-- that is the challenge. I learned this skill in high school.

Posted by: caleb at Nov 7, 2003 3:14:13 PM

And when you mention the insect symphony, I immediately pictured the song and dance routine with the roaches in Joe's Apartment.

That is quite a skill, and a useful one at that.

Posted by: Alicia at Nov 7, 2003 3:18:01 PM