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May 12, 2004
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Free Will Astrology says I need more sugar!
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The placebo effect is a well-known but little understood phenomenon in medical science. Studies have shown that up to a third of all sick people feel better after receiving pills with no active ingredients. The reason may lie in the body's powerful instinct to participate in its own healing. When it believes help is on the way in the form of medication, it joins in by releasing endorphins, the natural opiates that induce relaxation and a sense of well-being. These thoughts lead me to my analysis of your astrological omens, Sagittarius: I believe that your current ailments, both physical and psychological, are exactly the kind that are most responsive to placebo cures. So load up! M&M's are effective, I've found, as are Pez candy and the little white pills contained in toy doctors' kits.
I'm gonna go find some Pez and M&Ms. Dr's orders. :)
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Well, if no placebos are to be found, here's another quiz -- a fun one, too --
http://www.ladyinterference.com/assorteds/quiz.html
"What Decade Is Your Personality Living In?"
Tell me what you get, oh Quiz Queen, and I'll tell you what I got.
:-)
Posted by: Nasreena at May 13, 2004 9:25:15 PM
what is the river walk it looks lovely and can you swim it i notice no people in the water and what kind of website is this anyway it seems subservice but it's at one time the same elegant and inspirted and i don't know what6 a gblog is and if i can't sign in to one them i just dont care and istn' miss pelling fun end thought
Posted by: m3 duh bunny horispokes at May 14, 2004 8:42:49 PM
what decade does your personality live in?
quiz brought to you by lady interference, ltd
:)
Posted by: Rose at May 20, 2004 4:40:23 AM
Oh, it didn't post it. I'm a 90's kid!
Posted by: Rose at May 20, 2004 4:43:44 AM
I think these horoscopes are really not all that funny so they should be changed
Posted by: cassandra furtado at Nov 30, 2005 5:24:33 PM
