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December 22, 2004
a little Christmas humor
I found this on the PUNS! tribe and had to share. :)
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What do they call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.
What do you call Santa Claus after he's fallen into a fireplace?
Krisp Kringle.
Which of Santa's reindeer needs to mind his manners the most?
"Rude"olph.
Where do Santa's reindeer like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen.
What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
Santa Claus-trophobia.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbonhood.
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
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Comments
Heh heh.
The funny thing about puns like that is the first few makes you groan, but as you keep reading them, they really start to make you laugh. Kind of like a Henny Youngman or Jackie Martling routine.
Have a great Christmas.
Posted by: *Name Hidden* at Dec 23, 2004 9:14:04 AM
Bad elf esteem, hah! But seriously folks, err... Alicia, Happy Saturday. Or, happy Christmas, or, happy X-mas.
Posted by: Joe at Dec 24, 2004 11:05:41 PM
Merry Christmas, Alicia!
Posted by: pam at Dec 25, 2004 12:16:50 PM
