July 09, 2004

call this number

972-504-6270

Trust me. Listen to the end.

Addendum:
Here's the one for telemarketers: 617-861-9507

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July 03, 2004

Anne, I found us a job!

I read a little comic called Something Positive, by Randall Milholland, native North Texan moved to the northeast. His recent strips are about something he was introduced to probably by one of his readers. Ask The Tech Girl. This service preys on geek boys who could never talk to a smart girl, or any girl for that matter, for any length of time. Call to chat about what *you* know about, or get some help fixing your HP printer, and get an ego boost from a hot tech girl. Whoever came up with this is a genius. I wonder how well it is doing.

Be sure to check out their Cafe Press shop and buy a t-shirt. :)

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June 13, 2004

ouch!

Hey! That's ME!

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June 03, 2004

!nuf si siht

For those days when everything seems to be backwards--

elgooG

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May 27, 2004

"No thanks, I'm busy for the next millennium"

Sun reporter checks out worst pick up lines, reports back.

A dating website, www.itsadatingthing.com, has compiled a list of the top 30 worst pick-up/chat-up lines ever. A brave Sun reporter goes out on the street to test just how bad they are.

The winner: I'm here, what were your other two wishes?

[groan]

Does anyone have any other wonderfully beastly pick-up lines?

update: I was just at the coffee achiever's site and she has the entire list up, with the ones tried on her in italics and her replies.

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May 12, 2004

funny horoscopes

Free Will Astrology says I need more sugar!

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): The placebo effect is a well-known but little understood phenomenon in medical science. Studies have shown that up to a third of all sick people feel better after receiving pills with no active ingredients. The reason may lie in the body's powerful instinct to participate in its own healing. When it believes help is on the way in the form of medication, it joins in by releasing endorphins, the natural opiates that induce relaxation and a sense of well-being. These thoughts lead me to my analysis of your astrological omens, Sagittarius: I believe that your current ailments, both physical and psychological, are exactly the kind that are most responsive to placebo cures. So load up! M&M's are effective, I've found, as are Pez candy and the little white pills contained in toy doctors' kits.


I'm gonna go find some Pez and M&Ms. Dr's orders. :)

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April 15, 2004

stocks I need to buy

1. Barnes & Noble
2. Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk
3. Target
4. Midol

With as much money as I have spent with these companies, you would think they would give me a few shares! I help drive their value up!

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speaking of the passion

Jesus Christ action figure commercial

"Now available with the Super-Stigmata™ grip...."


Kids...they're so precocious!

Thanks to TBOGG for the link

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April 14, 2004

school projects gone bad

A group of school children planted seeds and grew them to take home to their parents. The original plants had to be replaced, and here's why.

My question is, who picked out those planters in the first place???

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April 10, 2004

George of the Jumble

georgesays.jpg


Found at Random Thinks. Go to george-says.com to join in the fun!

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